{"product_id":"the-warden","title":"The Warden Garage Heater","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTake back your shop. Any weekend. Any winter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou didn't buy the garage to lose it every November. You bought it for the woodworking, the engine work, the workbench, the space that was supposed to be yours. Then winter hit, your hands stopped working around the router, and the projects piled up until March.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Warden Garage Heater ends that. Plug it into any standard 120V outlet in your garage — the same outlet your battery charger uses. Roll it next to where you're actually working. Within minutes the chill is off the bench and the work is getting done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZero electrician. Zero 240V. Zero fumes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo open flame like a propane heater. No glowing red element like the $30 ceramic heater that scares you around your sawdust and paint thinner. No fan blowing shop dust into every project. Just silent radiator warmth — the same principle that heats hospitals and hotels — engineered for the way you actually use your garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePowered by the ThermaSeal Hydronic Core™.\u003c\/strong\u003e A sealed thermal oil column with no moving parts, no fan, no coil, no glowing element. Silent enough to hear the podcast over the router. Warm enough to work the bench in a t-shirt. Not sold on the marketplace sites. Only here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout 27¢ an hour on standard electricity.\u003c\/strong\u003e A 3-hour Saturday shop session runs under a dollar. Real occasional-use pricing on real electricity, not vague marketing math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCool-touch fins.\u003c\/strong\u003e Automatic overheat shutoff. Tip-over shutoff. ETL certified. Four caster wheels roll it wherever you're working. Real thermostat holds a temperature — set it for freeze protection when you're not in the shop and forget it exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlug it in tonight. Take the coat off. Get the project done.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Portable Home Heaters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51790192312553,"sku":"ES10049","price":207.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/5592\/8809\/files\/phh24wa_A1_clean_hero_5d21127f-785e-43cb-aa8d-1a87148e3dde.png?v=1789329909","url":"https:\/\/portablehomeheaters.com\/products\/the-warden","provider":"Portable Home Heaters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}