"Silent operation is real. Roll it into my bedroom at night, flip the heat switch, dial in the knob, sleep through it. No fan, no whoosh. Best sleep heater I have owned."
Carl B. — Rochester, NY
"Kids room heater. Silent, no fan blowing on my toddler, cool-touch shell. One switch and one knob — that is the whole interface. Perfect."
Maya J. — Portland, ME
"Home office. Middle knob setting (MED) warms the den for about 15 cents an hour. Silent enough for client Zoom calls. No app to download, no remote to lose."
Kenji T. — Boulder, CO
The Classic Column
The Classic Column
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1500W oil-filled radiator. 3 heat levels. Silent. Rolls on casters. About 25 cents an hour to run.
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$179.95
Regular price
$314.95
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$179.95
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- Silent Oil Radiator
- One Switch. One Knob.
Product Details
Product Details
- Heating element: oil-filled radiator (8 fins, 5-inch fin width) — natural convection, no fan
- Power modes: 600W (LOW) / 900W (MED) / 1500W (HIGH)
- Thermostat: continuous knob dial, MIN to MAX (roughly 60°F to 90°F)
- Controls: heat-mode rocker switch + thermostat dial on the side control section
- Indicator: red POWER LED lights when the heating element is on
- Noise: essentially silent — no fan, no glow
- Safety: overheat shutoff, tip-over shutoff, cool-touch outer housing, sealed heating element
- Construction: steel fins with ABS trim, U-shaped bolt fixes fins firmly
- Portability: 4 caster wheels, cut-out top carry handle, front cord-storage disc
- Dimensions: 10 in L x 12.5 in W x 25 in H
- Weight: 15.5 lb
- Voltage: 120V AC, 60Hz
- Cost to run at 1500W: about $0.25 per hour at the US average rate of 16.5 cents per kWh (about $0.15 on the 900W MED setting)
In the box: 1 x The Classic Column, 1 x set of 4 caster wheels, 1 x mounting hardware, 1 x user manual
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Ships from the USA – Our orders ship from US fulfillment warehouses in California, Illinois, and New Jersey, based on the closest distribution center to your address.
📦 Order Processing – 1-2 business days from order placement.
🚚 Shipping Time – 3-5 business days from ship date via FedEx Ground or OnTrac (carrier selected by route).
📍 Free Shipping – Continental US, all orders.
📩 Full Tracking Included – You will receive an automatic tracking email the moment your order ships, with delivery updates along the way.
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30-Day Return Window
30-Day Return Window
📅 30-Day Return Window – Request a return within 30 days of delivery. Approved returns are refunded at 75% of the order total (a 25% restocking fee covers round-trip shipping and restocking).
📦 Defective? Free Replacement – If your unit arrives defective, we'll ship a free replacement at no charge – no return required.
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"Silent operation is real. Roll it into my bedroom at night, flip the heat switch, dial in the knob, sleep through it. No fan, no whoosh. Best sleep heater I have owned."
Carl B. — Rochester, NY
"Kids room heater. Silent, no fan blowing on my toddler, cool-touch shell. One switch and one knob — that is the whole interface. Perfect."
Maya J. — Portland, ME
"Home office. Middle knob setting (MED) warms the den for about 15 cents an hour. Silent enough for client Zoom calls. No app to download, no remote to lose."
Kenji T. — Boulder, CO
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Real Bedrooms. Real Offices. Real Silent Oil Heat.
You have owned space heaters before. Fan hum. Glowing coils. Apps that lock you out at 3am.
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Built to Warm the Room You Sit In. Built for the Person Who Just Wants a Switch and a Knob.
Steel fins with ABS trim. Cool-touch outer housing. 600W / 900W / 1500W. Silent oil-filled convection. One rocker switch + one thermostat knob, red POWER LED indicator. 4 caster wheels, cut-out handle, front cord disc. 15.5 pounds. Runs about 25 cents an hour on high (about 15 cents on MED).
Plug it in tonight. Turn the switch. Turn the knob. Warm the room you sit in.
Plug In. Flip the Switch. Turn the Knob. Warm the Room Tonight.
Wheel it into any room. Plug it in. Flip the heat-mode switch to LOW, MED, or HIGH. Turn the thermostat dial to your comfort point. That is it. No installation, no fan noise, no glow to keep you awake.
Real homeowners. Real bedrooms. Real silent oil heat on the same 1500 watts every other heater charges you for.
Homeowners. Renters. Caregivers. All had the same one room in the house that never got warm. Here is what happened when they stopped ignoring it.
"Best sleep heater I have owned. Silent means silent."
"Every tower heater I owned had a fan that cycled on with a whoosh and woke me up. This is convection — no fan, nothing to cycle. Roll it into my bedroom at night, flip the switch to MED, dial in the knob, sleep straight through. Sleep is protected."
Rochester, NY
"No fan blowing on my toddler. Two controls. No app."
"Nursery needs heat, but I did not want a fan blowing on her or a coil glowing all night. Classic Column is silent, no glow, cool-touch fins. One switch and one knob — no app to download, no remote to lose in the diaper bag. Rolls to her room at bedtime, back to my office in the morning."
Portland, ME
"Simple controls. Middle mode. My wife and I both operate it without a lecture."
"Home office in a small den. I run the MED setting most days — warms my den and costs about 15 cents an hour. Nobody on client calls has ever mentioned background noise. And the flip-switch-and-dial interface means my wife can adjust it without me writing an instruction card."
Boulder, CO
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★★★★★
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★★★★★
Retired my fan tower. Silent oil heat means I actually sleep.
Every fan-forced tower heater I have owned has the same problem: the thermostat cycles the fan on and off with a whoosh that wakes me up. Drove me crazy for two winters. Bought the Classic Column on a whim. First night: silence. Oil-filled means the element heats the oil, the oil radiates heat off the steel fins. No fan, nothing to cycle noisily. The oil also holds heat so the element runs less — which means even LESS cycling than a fan heater. Best bedroom heater I have owned. Sold the fan tower on Craigslist.
★★★★★
Middle MED setting is the one nobody talks about.
Most tower heaters give you high or low. This one has three: LOW, MED, HIGH — 600W, 900W, 1500W. The MED setting (900W) is what I run most nights. Enough to warm my bedroom, not so much that the room gets stuffy. About 15 cents an hour instead of 25. Over a whole winter that saves real money on the electric bill. The switch clicks into place. Kill-a-Watt confirms exact wattages match the label.
★★★★★
HVAC tech. Silent oil is the right heater for a bedroom.
I install furnaces for a living. People ask me what heater to buy for a bedroom all the time. My answer is always: oil-filled. Reasons in order: silent (no fan bearing to wear out, nothing to whoosh at 3am), no glow (no coil to distract in a dark room), cool-touch fins (safer for kids and pets brushing against them), and oil holds heat so cycling is minimized. The Classic Column adds: rolls on casters (moves between rooms), simple switch + knob controls (no app, no remote), cord-storage disc (looks cleaner). Bought one for my daughter's room.
★★★★★
Rolls between rooms. One heater covers three.
Small house, three cold rooms in winter (bedroom, office, kids room). Instead of buying three heaters, I bought the Classic Column and roll it. Casters glide smooth on hardwood. 15.5 pounds is a comfortable push. Cord wraps into the front cord-storage disc so the cable doesn't drag. Bedroom at night, office by morning, kids room after school. One heater, three rooms. Silent means I can put it anywhere without complaints.
★★★★★
Engineer. Kill-a-Watt confirms: 600W, 900W, 1500W. Label matches.
Kill-a-Watt on the outlet. LOW: exactly 600W. MED: exactly 900W. HIGH: exactly 1500W. All three settings match the label. Cost per hour at Ohio's 15 cents per kWh: about 9 cents on LOW, 13.5 cents on MED, 22.5 cents on HIGH. Matches PHH's math. Oil-filled means the element cycles LESS than a fan-forced heater at the same set temperature — measured with an app on my phone, the element ran 40% less than my old tower did at the same 68F setpoint.
★★★★★
My mother is 84. Switch. Knob. Done.
My mother is 84. Every heater I have bought her in the past she gave up on within a week because she could not figure out the app or the digital display. The Classic Column has ONE switch and ONE knob. She flips the switch to MED. She dials the knob to comfortable. That is it. She calls me to tell me the room is warm at night. First time I have bought her a heater she actually uses. Cool-touch fins, tip-over shutoff, cool she can brush against without burning herself.
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Sign In to ContinueAll four use oil-filled convection technology (silent, no fan, no glow). The differences are the UI and scale:
• Cast Column ($199.95) — black, LED display + remote + 12H timer, casters, 1500W.
• Ivory Column ($189.95) — white, two knobs, wavy fins, casters, 1500W.
• Classic Column ($179.95) — white, one switch + one knob, flat fins, casters, 1500W.
• Pocket Column ($139.95) — white, one knob, no casters, 700W, desk-sized.
The Classic Column is the simplest 1500W option — one switch, one knob, no display, no remote, no app. Pick this one if you want the least interface possible.
The oil is sealed permanently inside the fins at the factory — you never touch it, refill it, or drain it. Under normal use it does not leak. Warranted; on the rare chance of a factory defect that causes a leak, contact us.
On a flat stable floor at least three feet from walls, drapes, or furniture. Standard 120V outlet. It pulls 12.5 amps on high, which is basically a whole circuit — do not share the outlet with a microwave or another high-draw appliance. The casters glide best on hard flooring; on thick carpet it still rolls but with more effort.
Because a switch and a knob are what a lot of people actually want. No app to download. No remote to lose. No display to reset every power outage. If you want a remote and a 12-hour timer, look at The Cast Column (\$199.95) instead — same oil technology, more UI, \$20 more.
Like every 1500W heater on this site — do NOT leave it unattended overnight. Flip the heat-mode switch to OFF before bed. The good news: oil-filled radiators hold their heat for 20-30 minutes after the element cycles off, so the room stays warm even after you shut it down.
Yes, on any standard 15-amp 120V circuit — shore power, a 1500W-capable inverter, or a properly-rated generator. It pulls 12.5 amps continuously on high. Do not run it on a light-duty extension cord.
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Another cold night is coming. You already know what it feels like.
Every 1500-watt heater makes about the same peak heat. What differs about this one: silent oil-filled convection (no fan, no glow), one switch and one knob (no app, no remote), 3 heat levels including the 900W MED setting you actually use most, rolls between rooms on 4 casters. Plug it in tonight. Warm the room you sit in. Protected by our 30-day return window.