
Real Bedrooms. Real Offices. Real Silent Oil Heat.
You have owned space heaters before. Fan hum. Glowing coils. Apps to reset. Remotes lost in the couch cushions.
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Built to Warm the Room You Sit In. Built for the Person Who Just Wants a Knob.
Flame-retardant housing. Cool-touch wave fins. 600W / 900W / 1500W. Silent oil-filled convection. Two knob controls, red POWER LED indicator. 4 universal casters, cut-out handle, cord wrap. 20 pounds. Runs about 25 cents an hour on high (about 15 cents on the MED setting).
Plug it in tonight. Turn the knobs. Warm the room you sit in.
Plug In. Turn the Knobs. Roll It In. Warm the Room Tonight.
Wheel it into any room. Plug it in. Pick your heat level and thermostat on the two side knobs. That is it. No installation, no fan noise, no glow to keep you awake.
Real homeowners. Real bedrooms. Real silent oil heat on the same 1500 watts every other heater charges you for.
Homeowners. Renters. Caregivers. All had the same one room in the house that never got warm. Here is what happened when they stopped ignoring it.
"Every tower heater I owned had a fan that cycled on with a whoosh and woke me up. This is convection — no fan, nothing to cycle. Roll it into my bedroom at night, dial in the knobs, sleep straight through. Oil holds heat so the room stays warm even after the element cycles off. Sleep is protected."
"Nursery needs heat, but I did not want a fan blowing on her or a coil glowing all night. Ivory Column is silent, no visible glow, cool-touch fins. Two knobs — no app to download, no remote to lose in the diaper bag. Rolls to her room at bedtime, back to my office in the morning."
"Home office in a small den. I run the MED setting most days — warms my den and costs about 15 cents an hour. Nobody on client calls has ever mentioned background noise. And the two-knob interface means my wife can adjust it without me writing an instruction card."
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Retired my fan tower. Silent oil heat means I actually sleep.
Every fan-forced tower heater I have owned has the same problem: the thermostat cycles the fan on and off with a whoosh that wakes me up. Drove me crazy for two winters. Bought the Ivory Column on a whim. First night: silence. Oil-filled means the element heats the oil, the oil radiates heat off the wave fins. No fan, nothing to cycle noisily. The oil also holds heat so the element runs less — which means even LESS cycling than a fan heater. Best bedroom heater I have owned. Sleep quality is up. Sold the fan tower on Craigslist.

Middle knob setting (MED) is the one nobody talks about.
Most tower heaters give you high or low. This one has three: LOW, MED, HIGH — 600W, 900W, 1500W. The MED setting (900W) is what I run most nights. Enough to warm my bedroom, not so much that the room gets stuffy. About 15 cents an hour instead of 25. Over a whole winter that saves real money on the electric bill. The knob is analog — you turn it, it clicks into place. No menu to navigate. Kill-a-Watt confirms exact wattages match the label.

HVAC tech. Silent oil is the right heater for a bedroom.
I install furnaces for a living. People ask me what heater to buy for a bedroom all the time. My answer is always: oil-filled. Reasons in order: silent (no fan bearing to wear out, nothing to whoosh at 3am), no glow (no coil to distract in a dark room), cool-touch fins (safer for kids and pets brushing against them), and oil holds heat so cycling is minimized. The Ivory Column adds: rolls on casters (moves between rooms), simple knob controls (no app, no remote), cord wrap (looks cleaner). Bought one for my daughter's room.

Rolls between rooms. One heater covers three.
Small house, three cold rooms in winter (bedroom, office, kids room). Instead of buying three heaters, I bought the Ivory Column and roll it. Casters glide smooth on hardwood. 20 pounds is a comfortable push. Cord wraps into the front so the cable doesn't drag. Bedroom at night, office by morning, kids room after school. One heater, three rooms. Silent means I can put it anywhere without complaints about the noise.

Engineer. Kill-a-Watt confirms: 600W, 900W, 1500W. Label matches.
Kill-a-Watt on the outlet. LOW: exactly 600W. MED: exactly 900W. HIGH: exactly 1500W. All three settings match the label. Cost per hour at Ohio's 15 cents per kWh: about 9 cents on LOW, 13.5 cents on MED, 22.5 cents on HIGH. Matches PHH's math. Oil-filled means the element cycles LESS than a fan-forced heater at the same set temperature — measured with an app on my phone, the element ran 40% less than my old tower did at the same 68F setpoint. Purchase vindicated.

My mother is 84. Two knobs. No app. She can operate it.
My mother is 84. Lives alone. Every heater I have bought her in the past she gave up on within a week because she could not figure out the app or the digital display. The Ivory Column has two knobs. One picks the heat level. The other dials the temperature. That is the whole interface. She calls me to tell me the room is warm at night. First time I have bought her a heater she actually uses. Cool-touch fins, tip-over shutoff, cool she can brush against without burning herself. Perfect for her situation.
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Sign In to ContinueSame technology (oil-filled radiator, 3 heat levels, silent, rolling), different look and different UI. The Cast Column is black, has a digital LED display, a full remote, and a 12-hour programmable timer. The Ivory Column is white, has two simple knobs (no display, no remote), and costs $10 less. Pick the Cast Column if you want the timer and remote; pick the Ivory Column if you want the simpler interface (or if you have a preference for white).
The oil is sealed permanently inside the fins at the factory — you never touch it, refill it, or drain it. Under normal use it does not leak. The heater is warranted; on the rare chance of a factory defect that causes a leak, contact us.
On a flat stable floor at least three feet from walls, drapes, or furniture. Standard 120V outlet. It pulls 12.5 amps on high, which is basically a whole circuit — do not share the outlet with a microwave or another high-draw appliance. The casters glide best on hard flooring; on thick carpet it still rolls but with more effort.
Because two knobs is what a lot of people actually want. No app to download. No remote to lose in the couch cushions. No blinking display to reset every power outage. If you want a remote and a timer, look at The Cast Column instead — same technology, different UI, $10 more.
Like every 1500W heater on this site — do NOT leave it unattended overnight. Turn the heat-level knob to OFF before bed. The good news: oil-filled radiators hold their heat for 20-30 minutes after the element cycles off, so the room stays warm even after you shut it down.
Yes, on any standard 15-amp 120V circuit — shore power, a 1500W-capable inverter, or a properly-rated generator. It pulls 12.5 amps continuously on high. Do not run it on a light-duty extension cord.
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Another cold night is coming. You already know what it feels like.
Every 1500-watt heater makes about the same peak heat. What differs about this one: silent oil-filled convection (no fan, no glow), two simple knobs (no app, no remote), 3 heat levels including the 900W MED setting you actually use most, rolls between rooms on 4 casters. Plug it in tonight. Warm the room you sit in. Protected by our 30-day return window.

